After storming out of her crappy coffee shop job, perpetual NYU grad student Olive Hopkins decides to throw a massive pity party for herself using the last of her meager savings. She discovers the next morning that not only does she have a massive hangover: she's somehow been transported into The Ninth Kingdom, a fantasy realm straight out of that section of the Barnes and Noble she always avoided. How'd she get here? How's she going to get home? Most of all: where can she get a good slice and a pack of Camel Lights? She's dying here.

When the world's biggest action movie star discovers someone's trying to kill him, he has to keep his adoring public in the dark about the fact that he's the world's biggest wimp. So he hires a bodyguard - a Cover Girl who kicks ass and cleans up well for movie premieres! In the vein of Lethal Weapon comes an action-comedy that flips all the gender stereotypes on its head...

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